so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world
why am i laughing so hard
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
In which Mads does not know how to dress himself [x]
i’m literally about to cry this is so cute
Are you achieving your fullest potential? Are you finding the right solutions for your challenges? Are you making the most of what you’re given? Do you believe in a smiling God?
Of course you do! We all do. We must!
Well, what if I told you the smiling God was smiling more than ever? What if the smiling God had a smile so wide that you could see yourself in its mirrored teeth? And what if I told you that your gauzy reflection looked perfect – just perfect?
You would like that. Of course! We all would. We must!
And what if I told you you’re perfect self hated your imperfect self? And as the smiling God smiled wider, you could see a tongue pressing through the teeth – thick, and pink, and gray, and wet.
And what if I told you you could see your imperfect self in the shining sheen of the bulging tongue? And in your reflection you were slack and sallow? And maybe bleeding. A lot.
Bleeding so much!
And what if I told you you could kill your imperfect self?
What if I told you you could achieve your fullest potential?
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Episode 43 - Visitor(via nightvalequotes)
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD
NIGHT VALE TFIOS MASH UP EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
(People who don’t listen to Night Vale: What are you doing with your lives?)
Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.
I never thought I would admire a murder
Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.
Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.
Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.
Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?
that last fucking comment tho
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.