Arsenal’s Germany trio!
the BFG, the prince and Nemo :D

Arsenal’s Germany trio!

the BFG, the prince and Nemo :D

Mesut Özil; a summary.
theonewhosawitall:

i dunno man E looks right

theonewhosawitall:

i dunno man E looks right

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

shoegazedad:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

gothiccharmschool:

nudiemuse:

lycantherapy:





Guys, I swear I had good intentions starting out.
I was thinking “Man, you know what we need? We need motivational werewolves.  Because really, people area awesome, and don’t know it, and no one would argue with a werewolf trying to motivate you.”
Then I realized “And if a werewolf was dishing out compliments, It would comment on how nice you smelled!”  And this was a good idea.  I plan on redoing this sometime along with some companion pieces.  It’s not the best, but good.   But then everything went wrong when I started drawing, and then, I had the horrible, awful, abysmal thought: “And I could draw it sort of in the style of Lisa Frank.  The art of my childhood.  Yesssssssssss.”   And… and I did this. This happened. I’m sorry.





OMG let me tell you guys a story.
I was out one day and at a coffee shop after running errands prework.
This enormous Super Metal Viking looking Mother fucker who is scowling like he is about to lay waste to Lower Queen Anne walks by me, (I was outside) stops, backs up and stares down at me.
I was feeling like maybe he was about to do something good and then he yelled in this big ass bass voice,
YOU SMELL REALLY NICE AND LOOK PRETTY.
Then stomped away.
I think he was a motivational werewolf because I was feeling gross and ugly and upset that day and that moment made everything okay.
LOL.
Thank you for making this OP and letting me remember.

This is my favorite story ever. 

gothiccharmschool:

nudiemuse:

lycantherapy:

Guys, I swear I had good intentions starting out.

I was thinking “Man, you know what we need? We need motivational werewolves.  Because really, people area awesome, and don’t know it, and no one would argue with a werewolf trying to motivate you.”

Then I realized “And if a werewolf was dishing out compliments, It would comment on how nice you smelled!”  And this was a good idea.  I plan on redoing this sometime along with some companion pieces.  It’s not the best, but good. 

But then everything went wrong when I started drawing, and then, I had the horrible, awful, abysmal thought: “And I could draw it sort of in the style of Lisa Frank.  The art of my childhood.  Yesssssssssss.” 

And… and I did this.

This happened.

I’m sorry.

OMG let me tell you guys a story.

I was out one day and at a coffee shop after running errands prework.

This enormous Super Metal Viking looking Mother fucker who is scowling like he is about to lay waste to Lower Queen Anne walks by me, (I was outside) stops, backs up and stares down at me.

I was feeling like maybe he was about to do something good and then he yelled in this big ass bass voice,

YOU SMELL REALLY NICE AND LOOK PRETTY.

Then stomped away.

I think he was a motivational werewolf because I was feeling gross and ugly and upset that day and that moment made everything okay.

LOL.

Thank you for making this OP and letting me remember.

This is my favorite story ever. 

schweinski is love

schweinski is love

can someone recommend me nice lgbt movie(s) (preferably gay or bisexual man as main character) ?

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Hot Sugar - The Girl Who Stole My Tamagotchi

A beginner’s guide to Manuel Neuer dedicated to my dear secret santa Vlada.

arlahm:

youllneverwalcologne:

murphyisky:

OMG!! just saw this!! i'm gonna scream like an idiot

my eyes!!

Basti: kiss me, Poldi, kiss me. Poldi!!!  KISS ME!!!

Poldi: Eh what? But usually we only do this in private? Aww, but I wanna kiss you, too!

forever rebolg 

basti is not amused

basti is not amused

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